Top Ten Excuses for leaving a record setting game early

[Shocker-maniac]

And, of course, if we leave now we will beat the traffic.

[WuDrWu]

Had tickets to Burrah's post game BBQ Buffet and didn't want to get shut out.

[SHOCKvalue]

It takes a while to get home while driving 10 MPH under, in the left lane, with my right turn signal on.

[WstateU]

Had to rush home, guzzle 3 beers and call 'Ted The Sports Head'

[Shocker-maniac]

Cat had to go to the bathroom.

[WstateU]

Didn't wanna miss seeing Will Kunkle's beak at 10:20

[Shocker-maniac]

I mean, really, how many selfies do you expect me to take at the game? OMG

[SHOCKvalue]

Had to get home in time to see what the nice folks over at phog.net were saying about the Shocks, post something apologetic in grateful response, and then hop into bed in time for my wife to read my bedtime story along with my glass of milk.

*KCShox

[Shocker-maniac]

Chick-fil-a closes at 10.

[Shocker-maniac]

I was overcome with emotion with the cheerleader proposal at halftime.

[shoxlax]

I recorded the Real Housewives of OC and want to watch it before it's too late

[Shocker-maniac]

Cuz we're playing another bad Missouri Valley team.

[ShockdaWorld]

Had to get back to the old folks home before they lock the doors.

[Shocker-maniac]

Darn it! My gout is acting up again.

[capnkirk]

I didn't want to miss Halleys comet.