orupke

[InWuWeTrust]

i'm starting a fund... to raise money to go and get Ehimen outta Nigeria.

j/k... seriously, any updates?

[Aargh]

I've been receiving some e-mails from Nigeria. That's the closest I've come to any new information.

I really feel like finding the name of another Nigerian player and replying that I need to get my Cousin out of Nigeria. If only they could meet me in London (when they give me my share of the $7 mill that's due me) with my Cousin who desperately needs to get out of Nigeria, I'd be delighted to give them a photocopy of my ID, my bank account number, my place of employment, my address, my telephone number and anything else they require.

I'd never do that with Orukpe for fear that any connection between Orukpe and Nigerian riches coming my way could only cause more problems.

[KC Shox]

Re: orupke

i'm starting a fund... to raise money to go and get Ehimen outta Nigeria.

j/k... seriously, any updates?

That is exactly what has to be done. Money that is given under the table for bribes to the high ranking education officials in order to push through his paperwork.

[vbird53]

Time for a covert op.



Code name: Shockernet

[fastbow]

Think we can get Beggs to just tack it on to "Student Fees"?

[ISASO]

Surely we can get a little help from Robert Gates. As a Kansas boy and former President of Texas A$M, he should be able to spare a few Green Berets and an Apache helicopter for a weekend in a warm climate.

[tropicalshox]

http://www.kansas.com/250/story/294885.html

Some have given up on EO but the change in strategy shows the coaching staff hasn't. Hopefully the new plan will work.

[Snapshot9]

Just a thought, but would contacting our US congresspersons or senators help?

[Ricky Del Rio]

Just a thought, but would contacting our US congresspersons or senators help?

Uh, no.

[rZ]

Time for a covert op.



Code name: Shockernet

Ten years ago / In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... SHOCKERNET.

[goshocks]

Just a thought, but would contacting our US congresspersons or senators help?

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Marijuana Test

[ISASO]

I think all of them are too out-of-shape to be of much help in a special ops mission. I really doubt many of them can fly an Apache helicopter, either.

[ShockBand]

DUShock can lead us on this dangerous mission! But he would probably have to use his boot to get most of us to jump out of a perfectly good aircraft!

[Ricky Del Rio]

Who was the Shocker, who had a friend in Nigeria?

We need an updated report.

This subject has been way too quiet for way too long.

[lawmaker]

I love it, but please post in the original Orupke thread...i have money on it.